I probably at one point had a fool proof idea for an invention that would have simultaneously solved global warming, world hunger, the AIDS epidemic, and straws that lose suction in them when you get a chunk of malt stuck in it from your milkshake.
But then that led me to think about giraffes getting neck tattoos, and THAT led me to think about the daily variances in naval lint color, and so on and so forth…
By the time I got to thinking about sharks wearing tutus, I had completely forgotten about my world saving invention.


P.S. If you didn’t get the “Vitamin C” reference, then sit down, strap in, and enjoy this pop hit from yester-year.