Some scary things to hear while you’re under:

“Well we can’t sew him up until we find the nurse’s contact!”
“Wait, I thought YOU were the doctor.”
“You said the RIGHT testicle, right?”
“Huh… Do you ever cut open a body, just to forget why you went in there in the first place?”
“Dang it Gina, I told you to leave those nachos on the instrument’s table!”

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