Earwig

Earwigs are the weirdest  creatures.

What’s with the pincers on the back of their butts?

I mean, I would want to curved spikes protruding from my buns as much as the next guy.

Lord knows it would help in finding the TV remote in the couch!

But if you ask this God-fearing American, there’s nothing wrong with a good old fashioned pair of glutes’!