We all have a Crazy Eddie in our life.
He’s the one that you don’t want at your wedding, or your grandma’s funeral.
He’s the guy that is way too loud in an elevator, but couldn’t be any more quiet on a witness stand.
If you don’t know a Crazy Eddie, you ARE Crazy Eddie.
You should put down the potato gun, and find a sponsor.
And no, not a sponsor for your wicked skateboarding stunts.
I mean a sponsor for your severe alcohol addiction.